Ek Choti Si Love Story

Hi, many of the readers might be looking forward to find something abt my latest crushes… I’m really sorry, but the story(not a fiction) I’m posting here is much more interesting…

Like any other love story, this one too has a hero and a heroine, but the twist is that the hero is just around 5 years old and the heroine too is a toddler.
I’m the spectator, who’s sitting in a room where the saga was being played.

Here you go….
Our hero, a cute lil fair chap, looks quietly at our heroine. The gal is no less than aishwarya rai. Big, deep brown eyes to attract you at very first sight.

No doubt, our hero was attracted too, he comes in, looks and thinks something. He takes a deep breath and moves ahead. Dont know what he says to her. It was some silent eye language. She silently shakes her head. I thought the story was over. Ahan! but we had something else to come here. She looks sweetly at her parents, as if her eyes were demanding some favor from them. Parents say yes and she signals our hero to come to her. Wow, lucky guy, but he had his own plans, for now it was his turn to say no. He moves out of the room. The girl was desperate to say her heart. And the guy was moving here and there consoling himself as if saying, “Hey dude whatever you've done is right.” Was it? nea... What could he do? I saw him moving in and out. He took few steps towards the gal. Was thinking something, the guy and the gal took turns to stare at me as if I was someone too unwanted over there at the moment. . I knew I was, but how could I miss the panorama? With the stares being ineffective, our hero takes a step forward… she is shy. He looks at me. Takes an about turn and moves out of the room. The gal sensed something had gone wrong. The guy now half closes the door, and tries to take an eclipsed view of his ‘chand’ through the half open door. She's doing the same from her end. I sensed something was better. He moves in again. The gal takes the lead too. But a twist…… guy's mother calls him now.. ‘A jao beta time 4 dinner!’ Taking a decision against his will, our mama's boy stepped back. The papa's gal is now restless. Is moving to and forth. Right and left. Hmmm.... That was a nature's call... Her mom takes her to the washroom. Hey! Whats that, our hero is back into the room. Looking for someone who had left.. But he has no idea of where she is.. He goes out, is given some food by his mom. But I think he is in no mood to eat...

I always thought that love stories had a happy ending. But here it was different; it was time for the girl to leave for home. Our hero was nowhere in the frame. The girl's eyes search for someone, to find noone. And just the memories are left behind..

The last time i saw our hero was 10 mins after she left. He came into the room searching for someone.. He found, just those memories...

In Fact.... We are The One Who CLICK!!!

Hey people... exams over... no 'exam katha' to be posted.. just some pics of my friends of CT3 group..

MEN IN BLACK!!!

Thats no Shaktiman... Thats out Bhukki Man..

Firki badmash... Rajput

Our Logical Boxer... Anna

And Thats.....

Your Very own Bloggger...

P.S. I regret the loss of mundi of some of my frnds in the group pic.I didn't have individual pics of other friends, so posted just the ones I had...

How to be a 'Dassi'

Exams starting from Monday… It might be surprising for many as to how could I get time to write a post. Ummm… I had to, just for a social cause, to help those ‘veer jawan’ who are fighting to earn a 10 CGPA. Just some laws and theories that could change your status from a seven point someone to a ‘dassi’.

Ten Simple laws, enlisted in increasing order of their importance.

10. Study in an optimized manner… That’s what you already do, the difference lies in what you study. Study only what the teacher speaks in the class.

9. Pretend that you are intelligent. Theres are two ways to do it…

i) Be the most “beeba bacha” in the class….

ii) Sit with an intelligent lad. Be the most mischievous guy in the class. The teacher is sure to ask you the question. Before that sms your friend sitting in other corner to create chaos when the question is asked. You have the time to consult for the answer when the teacher’s attention is towards the chaos.

8. “The Law of Orkutting”. If u have a free internet connection or a broadband, keep yourself logged in 24*7. Keep some depressing orkut name added on with a depressing pic. This provides two benefits, one that , it makes people feel that you are not studying. Second, you are sure to get many best wishes for the exams. YOU NEED THEM BADLY!!!

7. Every senior is your helper. Keep a separate telephone directory for them.

6. "The BEE Theory”.. just like an irritating bee, keep wandering in and out of teachers’ room. He might divulge an important question, and also give some Photostat notes with important lines marked.

5. Target the Library Staff… It is a known fact that the books generally aren’t reissued. Believe me they are. Just find an uncle/aunty in the library.

4. The “Law of Chamchagiri”… It’s one of the most important laws.. remember. The teacher is your ‘ann-data’, the one to give you marks. She/He is the sexiest creature on earth and is equipped with Newton’s Brain. Let the teacher know that. (Please don’t make it a habit, or u might start believing it.

3. “The Rishtedar Theory”. Make a list of All the teachers, and try to find out where can you find a rishtedari with them. Uncle, Aunty, Chacha, Chachi, Didi, Bhanji, Saas, Sasur, Dada Dadi. Kuch bhi chalega… bass get them to know that you are their ‘rishtedaar’

2. “The Half Mark Theory”.. This comes into effect when you get the checked answer sheets. When you’ve written something but you know that your answer is wrong. Teacher ko Choorhna nahi… pakde rakhna… roona peetna….. end me khushi hi milegi….

1. THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL…. Its coined by my friend Suneet. “The Vomit Theory” For every question, just vomit out what ever you’ve swallowed in its context, may it be relevant or irrelevant. Remember that those examination hours are the ones when you get a ‘golden’ chance to make theories. In short, teachers nu fuddu banaun da uhi mauka hunda hai…

SATUTORY WARNING: TESTED AN PROVED UNDER STANDARD CONDITIONS. THE RESULTS MAY VARY.
*THE WRITER IS AN ASPIRING DASSI