Opening with a plethora of (perhaps made up) controversies the movie has finally released this Friday, and a movie buff like this blogger couldn’t miss it on any cost. So the blogger was up and about at 9:30 am on Sunday.
So early? Why?
Well that’s where I miss Patiala… Patiala, where this movie could cost me 40 bucks, would cost me a hundred and fifty bucks here in Delhi. And the Morning show 100 rupees. So see (this kanjus) saved whole 50 bucks :)
About the movie...
This beautiful, enchanting, amazing eternal Love Story began with a war between Hemu and Shehzada Akbar …
Oops! Did you made a mistake???…
Let’s forget it for now and move on.
Ok now the astounding, hilarious, rib tickling comedy moved on with the unforgettable and impressive dialogues…
Umm.. You made a mistake again???
Oh No! Ok let me be serious now... I was completely drowned in the ever enthralling melodious tunes of A.R. Rehman…
I agree... The person is God of Music :)
Well maybe, but keep it aside for now and let’s move on to enjoy the charismatic K soap…
K soap??? I thought it was an A soap…
Well yeah... the only thing which could define it as an A soap was that the villains and the vamps kept on changing and also the fact that the dialogues were indeed unforgettable. Confused? Here go through this one… Make sure u read it only once.
“Bano Bashir Begum (that’s one name.. sounds like chewing huh?) hindustan-e-malika ko mukhtavir ki inayat se apki khairiyat ki tazeem ko taveer ki tasveer se titanic karti hain”
Ok now... Without going back, just recall what the dialog was….
Hey did u say Chewing Hindistan Titanic?
And actually what the person wanted to say was “Hi! Malika sys hru?”
God! These people could’ve never ever used yahoo messenger!
Yeah.. and you need hell lot of patience to listen to the dialoges which seem to start in morning and end in evening, without lunch break.
Gulp! I'm hungry no more. Anything else?
I think I’ve said it all by now. Go Watch the Movie :) :)
Wait a minute.. what do you say about Hrithik and Aishwarya…
Ummmm…. Hrithik is Happening ( I guess thats the only reasons why the girls liked the movie) but not fit for the role. He’s still in his DHOOM2 mode as he walks into the warfare with a ‘cool dude’ style. And Aishwarya.. same as ever.. beautiful but married ;)
And their love chemistry?
“Jodha Akbar… ek aisi prem kahani jise itihas ke panno me itni mahattavta nahi mili jaisi ki heer-ranjha jaisi prem kahaniyon ko mili. Lekin Jodha Akbar ki yeh prem kahani … bla bla bla bla hai… "
That was the only cumulating sentence which concluded Jodha Akbar as a LOVE STORY…
The Rating for the movie…
Is hindustane ala ki chashm-e-chirag vakalif ki inayat ko hum delhi-e-patiala-e-reviewer dhai se jyada taarey nahi de sakte. Yeh humari shaan ki khilaf hai”
Ok u can stop re-reading.
It meant Rating=2.5/5
