Ek Choti Si Love Story

Hi, many of the readers might be looking forward to find something abt my latest crushes… I’m really sorry, but the story(not a fiction) I’m posting here is much more interesting…

Like any other love story, this one too has a hero and a heroine, but the twist is that the hero is just around 5 years old and the heroine too is a toddler.
I’m the spectator, who’s sitting in a room where the saga was being played.

Here you go….
Our hero, a cute lil fair chap, looks quietly at our heroine. The gal is no less than aishwarya rai. Big, deep brown eyes to attract you at very first sight.

No doubt, our hero was attracted too, he comes in, looks and thinks something. He takes a deep breath and moves ahead. Dont know what he says to her. It was some silent eye language. She silently shakes her head. I thought the story was over. Ahan! but we had something else to come here. She looks sweetly at her parents, as if her eyes were demanding some favor from them. Parents say yes and she signals our hero to come to her. Wow, lucky guy, but he had his own plans, for now it was his turn to say no. He moves out of the room. The girl was desperate to say her heart. And the guy was moving here and there consoling himself as if saying, “Hey dude whatever you've done is right.” Was it? nea... What could he do? I saw him moving in and out. He took few steps towards the gal. Was thinking something, the guy and the gal took turns to stare at me as if I was someone too unwanted over there at the moment. . I knew I was, but how could I miss the panorama? With the stares being ineffective, our hero takes a step forward… she is shy. He looks at me. Takes an about turn and moves out of the room. The gal sensed something had gone wrong. The guy now half closes the door, and tries to take an eclipsed view of his ‘chand’ through the half open door. She's doing the same from her end. I sensed something was better. He moves in again. The gal takes the lead too. But a twist…… guy's mother calls him now.. ‘A jao beta time 4 dinner!’ Taking a decision against his will, our mama's boy stepped back. The papa's gal is now restless. Is moving to and forth. Right and left. Hmmm.... That was a nature's call... Her mom takes her to the washroom. Hey! Whats that, our hero is back into the room. Looking for someone who had left.. But he has no idea of where she is.. He goes out, is given some food by his mom. But I think he is in no mood to eat...

I always thought that love stories had a happy ending. But here it was different; it was time for the girl to leave for home. Our hero was nowhere in the frame. The girl's eyes search for someone, to find noone. And just the memories are left behind..

The last time i saw our hero was 10 mins after she left. He came into the room searching for someone.. He found, just those memories...

In Fact.... We are The One Who CLICK!!!

Hey people... exams over... no 'exam katha' to be posted.. just some pics of my friends of CT3 group..

MEN IN BLACK!!!

Thats no Shaktiman... Thats out Bhukki Man..

Firki badmash... Rajput

Our Logical Boxer... Anna

And Thats.....

Your Very own Bloggger...

P.S. I regret the loss of mundi of some of my frnds in the group pic.I didn't have individual pics of other friends, so posted just the ones I had...

How to be a 'Dassi'

Exams starting from Monday… It might be surprising for many as to how could I get time to write a post. Ummm… I had to, just for a social cause, to help those ‘veer jawan’ who are fighting to earn a 10 CGPA. Just some laws and theories that could change your status from a seven point someone to a ‘dassi’.

Ten Simple laws, enlisted in increasing order of their importance.

10. Study in an optimized manner… That’s what you already do, the difference lies in what you study. Study only what the teacher speaks in the class.

9. Pretend that you are intelligent. Theres are two ways to do it…

i) Be the most “beeba bacha” in the class….

ii) Sit with an intelligent lad. Be the most mischievous guy in the class. The teacher is sure to ask you the question. Before that sms your friend sitting in other corner to create chaos when the question is asked. You have the time to consult for the answer when the teacher’s attention is towards the chaos.

8. “The Law of Orkutting”. If u have a free internet connection or a broadband, keep yourself logged in 24*7. Keep some depressing orkut name added on with a depressing pic. This provides two benefits, one that , it makes people feel that you are not studying. Second, you are sure to get many best wishes for the exams. YOU NEED THEM BADLY!!!

7. Every senior is your helper. Keep a separate telephone directory for them.

6. "The BEE Theory”.. just like an irritating bee, keep wandering in and out of teachers’ room. He might divulge an important question, and also give some Photostat notes with important lines marked.

5. Target the Library Staff… It is a known fact that the books generally aren’t reissued. Believe me they are. Just find an uncle/aunty in the library.

4. The “Law of Chamchagiri”… It’s one of the most important laws.. remember. The teacher is your ‘ann-data’, the one to give you marks. She/He is the sexiest creature on earth and is equipped with Newton’s Brain. Let the teacher know that. (Please don’t make it a habit, or u might start believing it.

3. “The Rishtedar Theory”. Make a list of All the teachers, and try to find out where can you find a rishtedari with them. Uncle, Aunty, Chacha, Chachi, Didi, Bhanji, Saas, Sasur, Dada Dadi. Kuch bhi chalega… bass get them to know that you are their ‘rishtedaar’

2. “The Half Mark Theory”.. This comes into effect when you get the checked answer sheets. When you’ve written something but you know that your answer is wrong. Teacher ko Choorhna nahi… pakde rakhna… roona peetna….. end me khushi hi milegi….

1. THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL…. Its coined by my friend Suneet. “The Vomit Theory” For every question, just vomit out what ever you’ve swallowed in its context, may it be relevant or irrelevant. Remember that those examination hours are the ones when you get a ‘golden’ chance to make theories. In short, teachers nu fuddu banaun da uhi mauka hunda hai…

SATUTORY WARNING: TESTED AN PROVED UNDER STANDARD CONDITIONS. THE RESULTS MAY VARY.
*THE WRITER IS AN ASPIRING DASSI

The Birth Of ' Vanjara '

Hello friends, I think this post should’ve been the first one to be posted….
Ie. The Birth of VANJARA…. How the word Vanjara actually came in to the life of this blogger and how was he influenced by it…. Wont write much of theory, just take u straight to a practical approach…. Here You Go…

Vanjara

Duniya di bheed vich

labheya mainu ik guwacha,
bedol badan, haddiya da dhancha,
ik takk si vekh reha uh val mere,
akhan vich usdi lukke san ghup hanare.

Aakhda mainu,

le chal mainu mere des,
mai nai rehna ethey,
jithey vikde ne bhes.
Jithey imana da mul nai,
hanjuan da tull nai.
Vandiya gaiya ne ruhan jaat paat de na te,
rab vi rul gaya japda jis tha te.

Koi nai ajeha

jisnu jeyunda mai aakhda,
mar rahiya ne jindan,
le le maut da aasra.
Eh vekhde ne sab kuch,

par band ne akhan,
singurdiyan na ruhan,

jad chekhde ne lakhan,
dhup cha sab sehende ne,
par jaban ton si na kehende ne.

Kyu chup ho jad koi tuhadi ijjat hai lutda,
inha jinda nu mai eh var var han puchda,
kyu banne ne hath gulami de furman nal,
kis band kite ne muh kuj paseyan de guman nal?

Aakhir kad tak is bheed vich

firda ravanga mai maara maara,
mai kudrat de sach da ik vanjara ,
mai kudrat de sach da ik vanjara...

-Deepinder Singh

BE-MBA@TIET – A Self Orientation….

FINALLY!!!
Yea.. FINALLY!!! The BE-MBA starts at the TIET on the 10th of August 2006 with a shagun 11 students…A historical date… The project underwent a saga of events, no less than any K-Soap dramas….
Won’t tell the events though coz that’d take one full blogspace…
Starting with my first class of the MBA.. it was an interesting experience.. Although, just any introductory class of a new semester in a new college… Remember that question of Munna bhai-MBBS “ Tum doc kyun bann na chahate ho” yee.. We were asked the same like Deepinder Bhai-MBA “Tum BE-MBA kyun karna chahate ho”
Then it was followed by introduction of the new staff members… ek se badkar ek item…
The first one was Mr.Apurva Bhakshi.. He started off.. “ Okay.. first of all let me congratulate u all ‘guys’ for making an intelligent decision…. “ I really felt like kicking his ass for using that word ‘guy’.. I wanted to ask him,” Sir what does guy mean??? Have u seen the meaning of the word guy in dictionary??”… BUT I WAS HELPLESS!!! Just solaced myself with a cunning smile on my face and a signal to kanwarjot.. par vo bhi dekh lia usne… “yes Sardarji.. any problem??? Aap kuch kehna chahate ho???” … kya kehta bechara sardar…

Another item was a lady (don’t remember the name).. her speaking accent as that like paramjeet kaur from bathinda… “Ai Cangratulaate you aaal foar tha aaadmission too thias couarse”… in the end meri halat yeh thi k ek shabad bhi aur bolti to ‘Ai woauld haave barst oat wath an uncontrolaed laughtaer….’

Anyways… the intro of rest was over… and Ravi Kiran Ma’am took a 15 mins lecture…
The worst part was that the class was held in a fan-equipped F-104, rather than the otherwise promised Air Conditioned R&D :(

Okay, the second part of my blog is a self orientation for myself…. This is the extract of speech that I delivered in the 1st yr. orientation prog. (Refer:-‘Five Minutes of Fame’)

“I feel that the most important step in any major accomplishment is setting a specific goal. This enables to keep your mind focused on your goal and off many obstacles that will arrive when you are striving to do your best.

You don’t need to be a ‘Krish’ or a ‘Superman’ to do certain things. You can just be an ordinary chap, sufficiently motivated to reach challenging goals. And the foundation of the endeavor lies in realizing your basic ambition, because these are the years that have enough potential to make or break a life and that would differentiate you from any other person walking on the road

Here I’d like to tell u about a great warrior, a long while ago, who faced a situation, which made it necessary for him to make a decision which insured his success on the battlefield. He was about to send his army against a powerful foe whose men outnumbered his own. He loaded his soldiers into boats, sailed it to enemy’s country, unloaded soldiers and equipment, and gave order to burn the ships that had carried them. Addressing his men before the battle he said “ You see the ships going up in smoke… this means that we cannot leave these shores unless we win. W have no other option. We Win or We Perish.
They Won.

I’d like to end this with a few lines as said by Mark twain…
‘Twenty Years from now, you’ll be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour, catch the trade winds in your sails, Explore, Dream, Discover.’”

Ik Naam Tera

Well this post is something out of the blue… I jumped over to writing this post coz of an incident written in Hardeep’s blog… when Mrs. Ravana(as named by Mr. Hardeep) was teaching us in 3rd semester and I was sitting on the last bench for a change…
The scene has already been well explained by hardeep, but I think I’ll violate the copyright and present it again…
It was the day when this lady wore a sarree… I’m sure she must have got a compliment from Mr.Duryodhana ki, “darling aj badi sexy lagg rahi hoo”… Well that sexy lady… I mean sanki lady entered our class and this was the scene…
Class: whistles…. Woooooooo….. pheeiiiiiii…. Ayyeee.e..e.e..e..
Ma’am with a deadly smile on the face and an errie silence as that of a grave yard stepped on the stage and without much of a reaction started teaching…. But nea.. WE ARE THE STUDENTS OD CSED AND ELECTRICAL…. The hooting continued… then ahhh…. Ma’am k dialogues…”Main kahan kahan rehkar ai hu.. I have taught in IIT.. (bla bla)…… lekin tum jaise bache mujhe pehli bar dikhe hai…” followed the lil bit of chit chat and hooting at the last benches…. Ma’am turns to board and suddenly turns back and delivers a dialogue…. “Tumhe dekh kar mujhe pata hia kiski yad ati hai????”..................????........................ “Kutte ki poocnch hoti hai na..….”
Fer ki si.. mittran ne shuru karr ditta MEAW MEAW… BOW BOW……
That was it… we weren’t in the class the next minute…
Well under all these state of affairs, I was penning down my first Punjabi poem…. Many of you might have read it already, still posting it again coz there are many said and unsaid memories related to it…. From the core of my heart (a hindi translation of the same follows for all those who have a hard time with punjabi)

“IK NAAM ‘TERA’”

Ik Chann Si main mangeya tera naa laike,
Ik supna si main buneya tera naa laike,
Ik naa tera hi mai is jind vich vasaeya si,
Enha badlan de vich ik hanju main lukaiya si...

Kithey firolan main ajj enha dil diyan baatan nu,
Sunehere us kall de vichere hoye jazbatan nu,
Jind Vinn ke meri jo bahaar le gaye,
Is laash utte charhe hoye jo har le gaye...

Chiikhdi is laash vall main murh murh vekhda haan,
Ajj dil de jazbatan nu akhran vich main vechda haan,
Koi sunn le meri eh fariyaad sajna,
ajj chadd challe assi eh jahaan sajna.

Kade enha ambran vichon ik awaaz jadd aayegi,
Sisakde dil di roun dilan de paar jad jayegi,
Koi karda e yaad mainu, mai jaan javanga,
Us din murh main tera naam lavanga,
Us din murh Main tera naam lavanga...


Ek Naam Tera(hindi)

Ek chaand tha maine manga tera naam leekar,
ek supna tha maina banaya tera naam lekar,
Ek naam tera hi maine is zindagi me basaya tha,
en baadlon ke beech me ek aansu maine chupaya tha

kahan dhundu main aaj dil ki baaton ko,
Sunehere us kall ke bichere hue jazbaton ko,
Zindagi Cheer ke meri jo bahaar le gaye,(vinn actually means to pierce)
Is laash k upar chare hue jo haar le gaye

chikhti hui is laash ki taraf main baar-baar deekhta hu,
aaj dil ke jazbaton ko akhron se main beechta hu,(akhar =alphabets)
Koi sunn le meri ye fariyaad sajna,
Aaj chorh chale hum ye jahaan sajna

Kabhi in ambron me se ek awaaz jabb ayegi,
sisakte dil ki roun dilo ke paar jabb jayegi,(sisak=to sob, roun= weep)
Koi karta hai yaad mujhe, main ye aan jaunga,
Us dinn dobara main tera naam lunga,
us dinn dobara main tera naam lunga...


P.S. Please take some time to leave your valuable comments...

The FIFTH semester at TIET!!!

Another semester another set of new subjects and with that another set of resolutions of 5,6,7,8,9,10 pointers…. And a fate that everyone knows…
Well this section of my blog is dedicated to all those souls of the TIET who have taken up the tough task to teach us, The Comp Sc. branch, in the 5th semester…. And with due respect and regards I’ll try to “give a brief account” of every ‘only one of its kind’ creature. Okay six subjects… I’ll take one by one…

• Object Oriented Programming of 4.0 credits…. (I mention the full name and the credits so that I might not forget them in the next interview ;) ) … The teacher Mr. Bhalla or the ‘laash’ as we call him. Well, this lad is always punctual in the class, provided he comes. From the time he enters the class till he takes a leave , you are living in a senseless world, where you are free to do anything, ranging from polishing your writing and sketching skills, till trying hard to hear what he says….. The best thing about him is that his lecture duration is generally what the students always want…
  

• Theory of Computation of 3.5 credits…. Mr. Ajay Kumar The lecturer at TIET. He has been taught us in the training also, and from the that time onwards I has known that he is a good and a hard-work teaches, keep aparts the ‘bihari’ accents… All in the alls an intelligents teacher..
  

• Computer Networks of 3.5 credits… Aww… remember the mangalsutra ma’am of my first post??? Miss Ass hima??? How I love to sleep in her class, and how I hate the smile she gives me when she finds me playing ‘hide and seek’ in dream world of my own and turns me out of the class without any credits for the 30 mins i’ve spent in the class. Iss Subject me kunda pakka.
  

• Database Management Systems of 4.0 credits… Mr.Prateek Bhatia... the man of dynamism… you can see the sweat dripping down his face when he ends the lecture… The only lecture that I attend with whole hearted enthusiasm…
  

• Software Engineering of 4.5 credits… Ms Inderveer Channa.. Nothing official about her, just any ordinary teacher. Comes in, takes attendance, teaches, gives recurrsive ‘dhamki’ about the difficulty in the subject and goes out ….
  

• Microprocessors of 4.5 credits???… Subject me kya hai ye abhi takk nahi pata chala… Teacher kaun hai???… ye bhi nahi pata chala… As written in time-table, it had to be Yugnanda “ma’am”.. but at the moment some young gal is taking our………………….. yea.. she’s taking our ______ kya vo padhati hai, kya hum padhte hai.. aur kya bheje me jata hai… ITS ALL A “?”.. and the biggest problem is that she’s not even worth looking at for a whole one hour….
  

Well, that was all about it… this was more of a formal post, just to keep memories updated. The extract of the speech, the one I mentioned in my last to last post would be coming up when I start my MBA classes next week….. Till then…. Keep clicking guys….

The Interview... Screwed it all...

Hi Blog… must not be expecting me sooo soon… hmm had to be here.. Well I’m not gonna write what I spoke in my speech… but rather I’ll tell u how the interviewers screwed me…. Vaise interviews are all about screwing up the innocent chaps.. Sorry.. Innocent people… (No slang to be used now... The reason u’ll get to know soon)

Okay this was an interview for the admission to the BE-MBA course of the TIET… Though we are all selected because the seats are 80 and the students who applied just 20.. Still it’d a matter of shame if I’d be ranked 20 :( (Fingers crossed)

Yesterday was an aptitude test… Mittran nu shaunk tukke maaran da.. 100% attempt :D
The day today started with a GD on “Can business and ethics go together?”
Here was my first interaction with the interviewers... when one of them asked, “Is the topic okay or does it need to be changed” very confidently I admitted “Sir, if others agree, it can be changed.”
Won’t say anything else about the GD, for it went just average… and Miss Waraich being the shining star…
Then came the hour of ordeal…
There was a panel of four people (two professors of the Thapar, Deputy Director of iit delhi, and fourth one I don’t know who) to take the hell outaa me, Oops, its out of me….
I’ll try to draw the exact picture, portraying the exact sequence of events and the exact words used... As far as I can… here you go…

The Interview:

Me: May I come in sir… (Not heard)…. Sir may I come in?????
Interviewer (In): just a moment… yes come in…
Me: (after giving sort nod, as if wishing them… hello)
In: So Deepinder…. Deepinder Singh….. Tell me something about yourself...
Me: Well, Sir I’m simple guy……
In: (looking straight into me) guy??? What does guy mean???
Me: sorry sir, it’s a slang word, ought not be used over here, but since I used it I’m sorry for that…
In: Have u ever seen the meaning of the word guy in the English dictionary??
Me: I’m sorry sir, I haven’t...
In: (talking among themselves) Actually he uses the word 'guy' because George Bush uses it.. (and they shared a laugh over my sweating face)
I suggest you for the future not to use these words in such formal places… and btw, what’s the opposite of guy.
Me: (amusingly) Sir it’s a gal….
In: Hmm… So what else..
Me: I’m a simple g…….
In: But you don’t look to be simple….
Me: (amazed, astonished, threatened….) Sir I just try to make myself presentable enough…
In: okay… tell something else..
Me: I come from a medical background, My Mom, dad and sister..
In: So how did u opt for engg.
Me: Sir, I had no interest in bio, and I and my mother always wanted me to be engineer.
In: these days there is more use of Mom and dad and so on... why???
Me: Sir, we are living in an internet world, and ppl are into these chatting and stuffs.. Where the use of shorthand is too much...
In: okay why do u think that you are doing MBA…
Me: (I thought that I had my chance) Sir, its not mandatory for an engineer to do MBA, but still it important because adds to you managerial skills, for example, you make a mobile, and engg. Would have only the technical knowledge, on the other hand a business manager would have only the knowledge of how to market the product, but if u are a techno manager, then u are in a situation to increase the marketing but having the know-how of the product as you sell them…
In: what all subjects did you study in your last semester and what all credits…
Me: umm.. umm.. umm… Operating Systems 4.5 credits, Numerical Analysis and design 4.5 credits, material Science and engg. 4.5 credits… System management (??) 3.5 credits… umm…Environmental Studies 3 credits…. Sir I’ve named 6 (please count again guys) and yes Computer Design 3.5 credits….
In: there is no subject like Comp Design.. its comp Architecture… :
Me: Oh yes sir, sorry..
In: This shows ur seriousness abt ur studies…
Me: (blank)
In: These days you see the companies advertising too much, do you think that its good for them??
Me: Well, the advertisement is very imp, for a company as it lets the people know abt the new products in the market..
In: But is too much required??
Me: Well too much of it I guess doesn’t has any harm, but it neither helps them.. Still advertisement is required… (At this moment I was thinking abt adsense adds on my blog )
In: What do u say abt the advertisements eg. For a bike, wont u look for the features rather than just blindly seeing the add...
Me: (I ‘thought’ again that I had my chance again) actually it’s all a matter of the image one haves in mind about a product. For example, let on one hand MS Dhoni endorse the bike, and on other hand Shah Rukh does it, now the image of shah rukh is larger than Dhoni (Sorry cudnt think of anybody else) for a person… take another example... The navratan teil, earlier it was endorsed by Govinda with a smaller image, now amitabh does it.. With the change in the person. The image of the product has become larger in your minds, so this provokes a person to try the product…
In: Do u think that the companies are imposing the products on the consumers..
Me: No ma’am these days consumer is the king…. A company produces what the consumer wants..
In: (I think I said sumthing abt sales and marketing before, I don’t remember) Whats the difference b/w sales and marketing..
Me: umm… umm…. Sir Sales is.. umm…
In: Do u know or are u just trying to make out...
Me: sir just trying to make out..
In: whats ur CGPA??
Me: Sir, 7.99
In: What’s GDP.
Me: Sir Gross……… umm..
In: What’s the GDP of India..??
Me: Sir don’t know…
In: You don’t know what’s GDP??
Me: I’m sorry Sir…I have not much of knowledge I this field…
In: Okay… You can go..
Me: (confused) Sir May I leave???

And as they say…. Rest is history…….

Five Minutes of 'Fame'

Hmm. The training finally ended on Saturday, but with a sad note… A saga of events... had to part with the new frnds, ek ladki jo pasand ai thi vo bina bat kiye ja rahi thi and my rival won again, project dekh k ma’am said that she expected something better from us… Whatever, that’s life…
But the day today… the registration day… :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
I’m not happy coz I was officially being promoted to a new semester. The reason is something else… I’ll start off with the yesterday… ie. The Sunday 16th July.
As said by the Dean Acads, I had to deliver a speech at the orientation program for the first year on 17th, the Monday.
(I always “longed” to get a chance to take part in debates in the school times)
I woke up at around 12 p.m.(Sunday) in the afternoon and made out plans like I’ll be completing the draft of the speech by 6 p.m. then wud start with its cramming up and so on… hmm.. the speech was made till 6pm.. but jab tak Orkut zindabad.. aage k sare plans choupat.. I was orkutting till 8.. Still I think I had enugh time… so I started.. I think I welcomed the students(the first line of speech) around 15-20 times in this undertaking… and raat 1 baje tak I was “unable” to speak out the whole of speech without looking into the paper… Literally speaking… meri “fatti hui thi”!!!
And the worst part was that I didn’t know at what time was the program where I had to face the mob.
Anyways, today I reached college at 8, and I came to know that the program was at 11.
To shorten the blog, I’ll directly take a leap into the auditorium…
My First Fear… The students were accompanied by their parents and the near and dear ones..

My Second fear.. I was made to sit on the stage with Mrs. Shanatakumari on my right and Mrs. Alpana Aggarwal on my left..

My Greatest Fear… FATTI PADI THI!!!

After the mic heard the voices of The Dean Acads, Dean Student Affairs, S.Das (the most interesting speaker, the head of the “phyotech department” hu told us “phot is phyotech”) and some more.. and finally to Mrs Seema bawa.. Then to DEEPINDER SINGH KALRA!!!
Stepped forward… tick tock tick tock… dhak dhak dhak dhak… dayen deekha.. bayen deekha… koi dekhne layak ladki nahi dikhi.. fir bass meri mundi upar neeche left right.. looking into nothing but darkness, I just vomited all I had to speak completing the five minutes speech in three minutes…
The best part… there was no 'biz biz' for a change as I spoke… ;)
I came back and sat down… looking towards the audience for a reaction.. I could see none, except for the applause that still echoes in my ears (I wondered if those were hallucinations)

The orientation ended…
The moment of my life… Dean Sir approaches me and says thank u.. well done.. I asked ‘Sir theek than na??’ sir says… “arey bohat badiya tha”
Okay hunn tak mittar famous ho chukka si…
As I moved out of the audi, I could see some eyes falling on me (or maybe I felt that), whatever I just rushed out.. Then, some more appreciation… some parents approached me, introduced themselves and their wards to me, and asked some questions abt the college and studies… Arey ek to bohat hi mast tha… Father pooch rahe they ki kya ise abhi PC leker dena chahiye… I said yes. Harshit said maybe.. And the son was reacting like. “Papa te aavein hi kahi jande ne, hor te chahida nahi ki PC, I’m a big man now” ( that’s what his actions said)
And the most precious one.. “Beeta have u been taking part in debates and everything before???”
I think I could…. I wish I would…..

P.S. taking into consideration the length of the blog, I’d post some extract of the speech in my next blog!!!

OPERATION ORKUT!!!

ORKUT BANNED AT THAPAR!!!
WHAT CAN BE MORE DEPRESSING AND SUCKING THAN THE NEWS THAT THE ORKUT HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE BANNED LIST OF SITES BY THE THAPAR AUTORITIES....

THE FOLLOWING IS THE MESSAGE DISPLAYED WHEN U OPEN ORKUT.com...

"This is a message from the IT Department.

The web site you are trying to access: http://www.orkut.com/is listed as a site within the category 'Banned'

Current Internet Access Configuration does not allow you to visit sites within this category at this time "

THE WORST PART OF THE OPERATION IS THAT THE SITE IS OPEN FOR TEACHERS TO ACCESS FROM THEIR LOGINS, ie. IT's RESTRICTED ONLY FOR THE STUDENTS OF B.E.

TO ADD TO THE WOES, THE TEACHERS ARE SEEN ORKUTTING AROUND IN THE LABS!!!

NOW KEEP SCRAPPING GUYS!!!

Whats new at TIET!!!

Hi Guys…. Anybody waiting for me??? No :( okay no problems, I had to be here.. After all mere blog ka sawal hai yarrr…
Wel this section of my blog is for the Thaparians who are away from their college and are very curious to know about what’s happening at The Thapar Institute of Engg. And Technology…
Actually I was being overloaded over with questions from my friends, who are away to their homelands..
Every time the same Question.. “ Aur suna college me naya kya hai ???”Soo here I am with all the ‘naya’ in the college that I could get an eye on… might miss somethings. Sorry for those…

• First and the foremost… The new Director of the TIET.. Dr. Sxy Saxena, has taken a leave from the instt. and a young lad(??) in his forties, Dr.Abhijeet Mujherjee has taken over his responsibilities.. Dr. Mukherjee was previously a Professor IIT Mumbai ….
  
  
• A long cherished derire seems to be fulfilled when Thaparians are looking at some kinda Shoping Complex in the grounds besides the Polytechnic.. Abhi tak koi dukanein khuli to nahi, but lets look forward to the best (I hope ki koi xtra classes na laga dein un shops me)
  
  
• Might sound a bit strange, but another construction.. the partitioning of the BIG ONES OF THE F-Block… yup.. the rooms F-108 and F-101 are being split into a baap and a bacha combi..(maa kaun ye abhi pata nahi) The baap is being developed into a step type format(as of the digital classrooms) and the bacha, as said by the working bhaiyas, is being done into a computer lab kinda thing…
  
  
• Now something for the day scholars… the expansion of the Scooter Stand…. Finally we hope less of chaos at the otherwise “nonu sa” scooter stand

• If you make an entry during the night hours in the college, you might have a gala welcome as there are some stylish street lights being installed all the way from the main gate till the campus…
  
  
• And yea... I missed out one of the most important things… The Toilets of the C- Blocks are being renovated to as of the B-Block… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)
  
  
• For the computer Science Studs... Four new Staff members… So I’ll just wish you a Good Luck… Let their teaching be a surprise for u… :)

• Arrey yar ek baat to bhool hi gaya... the gals would be very happy to know ki unke favorite "BHIM BHAIYA" is Back at the famous Bhim ki Hatti
  

Ummm.. I think that’s all for now… so see u guys at the registration ceremony on 17th, which acc. To the Dean Acads has been made simple this time..
And for those going in for BE-MBA… the test is on 18th at 5 pm & GD on 19th after 2 pm. The MBA classes will start a week later

ciao...

Mai Mr.Fatima Banna Chahata Hu!!!

Well Well Well... Hi again... :) Am back guys... but sorry no philosophical stuff this time... This time the blog is gonna be, what I call a selfish stuff... ahh not that selfish, just I wanted to pen down some of my old memories... the memories of my school days...
So, this was the last day of my school, Our Lady of Fatima, my Farewell Day... As the trend goes, the guys had to wear suits and the gals sarees.. Talking abt the guys, we were all the more excited to see our classmate grls in sarrees, who at didn't even know how to handle their dupatta... About me, the suit was well decided after a lot of confusions, and I was ready. As the law of Deepinder's punctuality goes, I was the first of my batch-mates to reach there. Wearing a Dark Blue Suit with Maroon tie and Maroon Turban, on My Cream Bajaj Chetak, 1984 model. After an hour or so, when all were there, the proceedings started. Ahh.. the start u all know... Lighting the lamps(bechara lamp pata nahi kitni bar jaga aur bujha hoga) and then pledge by the house captains. And our Hon'ble Head Boy and Head Gal. Then the fuction started... The first round was the modeling round.. kya kuch socha tha maine.. ki ladke ladki ka pair banayenge, I'd be paired with ..........(?????) and hum log masti se modeling karenge... but the things were totally different.. A group of 20 guys and 20 gals were asked to stand in two lines(one for each), perpendicular to each other.. as if for a march past... then then each line asked to move alternatively on a ghatiya sa music...and the judges were made to sit right in front of the grls' march( u can guess why) chalo chal liye.... The next round was that of Dance and question round(formality sake) There were some interesting games, nice skits and some usual westran dances and bla bla dances b/w the rounds...and as usual, the dramatics ruled till the end..
Okay now comes the punch of the endeavour.. My dance round... some expectations that I'd be selected for the round, and I was. The round in total had 40 studs in number

I'll directly jump over to my number.
The song- Chaiya Chaiya - Dil Se
The Performer- Deepinder Singh Kalra
What what can u expect.... I've displayed some pics to help you out....

As the song started, my coat was off..... round and round and round whirling over my head.... soch raha tha ki ladkiyon ki taraf fenku ke ladko ki taraf... fir finally man me pata nahi kya aya and maine ladko ki taraf fenka :(.. had it been today, it'd been grls, u see i was a shy guy :).. Then Shah Rukh all over my brains... and ahh... I jumped.. like Shah Rukh??? hmm.. yea.. farak itna tha ki usne train me cotton k upar chalang lagai thi aur maine apne school me concrete k upar... sabb taraf cheekhe sunai de rahi thi.. I never heard if those were in my favour or if the voices asked me to just stop it... Whatever, carried on.... aage pichey upar nichey dayen baye... (not PT that was my dance).. In the end.. all I was left with some swollen knees, and aching body :(

The result ......
there u see below...

Yea I was Mr. Fatima....... Shocked??? Everyone in the crowd was.....

Smile :) & Making of "you"

Hiii guys.. I'm back... with my second blog.... everrrrr... vaise kaafi cheeti a gaya shayad... chalo hunn a hi gaya te kuch tan bhor k hi jaavanga... umm.. thanks to all those who took out time to read my first bak bak and those who didn't(happy stuff).... and thanks for the comments... sooo based on the comments... I saw that some ppl wanted masaledaar.. yarr abb masaledaar kya hoota hai?? is it something like hari mirch.. lal mirch ... garam masala.. bhuna hua jeera.. haldi , garam aach pe tadka??? Did that line bring something called a smile on ur face... (thanks to the person jis se maine ye lines churai thi ;) )
Okay this vesion of my blog explores a seriously stupid topic... ohh no.. not the beautiful ladies pasted above... but what u see in them(no x-ray glasses to be used plz).. lemme start
People often query my noble smile... Why this curve on the face sets everything straight???

There are three things that make up a person... thats what one of my teachers Mrs.Gandhi used to say. Raftaar-The Way you walk, Guftaar-The way you talk, and Dastaar-The way you dress up... True to the spirit... I see another thing... always noticed, what everybody has in himself, but sometimes we are tooo busy with tackling our worries and problems that we just tend to turn a blind eye to a handy solution to those worries ... yes thats a smile, which has a share in each .... A Smile is an inexpensive way to change ur looks... people seldom notice clothes when u wear a big smile.. The pic of the lady u see on right was awarded the “Smile of The Year Award” Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day. Taking up an example of today... one of my frnds was all sad... totally bugged up... and her name said something like “:(:(:( Worried :(:(:(“..... an eye to see that name would give rise to two feelings ... kuch loog kahenge... yarr ye to sari rehti hai choorh ise... second feeling would be of pity and concern asking her what happened... and solacing her like nahi beta sabb theek ho jayega.... bla bla bla... but in the end the purpose is only solved when a desire to replenish oneself and being cheerful takes over the existing state... a desire which is built up in oneself... I wont go deep into the topic of desires.. that'd be porbably my next post (ahh.. why do i see a sense of relief in those reading eyes... huh???) okay just a simple suggestion to her... change ur name to ”:):):) Smiling :):):)“ and she changed to “Smiling Although Worried :):):)” would that make a difference???... A question for u... (I'm still to find out the results, think till next blog)
Now the other form of a smile... umm yes... thats “ tum itna jo muskura rahe ho, kuch dard hai jise chupa rahe ho...”
Some people smile a lot... Look into their eyes.. dark and deep... u think everything's okay... and it is.. till it's not...
:) Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you've been up to :)

Mera Pehla pehla blog :)

umm... aabhi takk to dont even know ki what the hell a blog is.... shuru shuru me to lagta tha ki kya faaltu cheez hai yarr.. koi kaise ghanton baith k bak bak karr sakta hai jabb use yeh bhi na pata ho ki koi sun raha hai k nahi..... umm.. abb lagta hai.. aur kuch nahi to.. its a good typing practice...
Well aabhi pehla hai to agar maine jyada lamba likh diya to I know ki tum loog mere aage k blogs nahi pahoge...
Soo will keep this one short short short....
umm... Going on with ma trainging.. some kool babes around... and many of them frustrated of this stuff called Deepinder.... made a very mast new frnd.... we two are the only ones surfing the net all time... and its really fun coz net is not allowed in the lab:) yarr Orkut Zindabad tha Zindabad hai aur Zindabad rahega.. iske liye koi lab assistant.. koi madam nahi rook sakti humein... arrey haan madam se yaad aaya.. humara naya CSE ka staff.. 4 naye teacher.. dheere dheere bataunga.. pehle aaj jiski class thi... Miss Asshima... dont mind the spellings coz I dont ever get them myself.... madam to aisi hai k class me mujhe soone se koi nahi rook sakta... harr 10 mint baad meri taraf deekh karr smile si deeti hai.. na jaane kyu... aati hai to sabse pehle apne gale me mangalsutra ki tarah pen drive latka leeti hai... pata nahi students uski pen drive deekh rahe hoote hai k usko... aur kahin usne mera ye blog padh liya to beeta main college se kalti pukka.... soo bass wont write more today....
trold u na.. aaj short sa hi likhunga...;)
next post jabb time milega..
aabhi kall to test ki taiyari karni hai
vo test jo parson hai...
salle humare number hi nahi aate.. jo padhte nahi unke number aa jate hain:( purani problem hai... pata nahi kabb solve hoogi..
abbey sorry.. I was ending na.. short one you se.. chalo see u thenn